Haha relatable maxxxx! A few points are just stereotypes and don't apply to everyone, for example the boom-boom one. Nowadays, I doubt anyone saves themselves till marriage. I mean if someone hasn't had sex it's most probably because they couldn't get the chance due to not dating or something like that as opposed to actually "saving" themselves.
But I do agree there are a few that do believe in the "sanctity" of marriage and save themselves till then.
As to bargaining, wow, Indian moms are super skilled at that. I have had many jaw drop moments looking at how well my mom bargains.
Thanks for writing this Neha! Gave me a good laugh and most of it was relatable